Top 9 Reasons Computers Must Be Male

9. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
8. The lights are on but nobody's home.
7. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
6. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
5. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
4. It is always necessary to have a backup.
3. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
2. A better model is always just around the corner.
1. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.